The Dáxlamic County of Dux Randovia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.041 billion Randovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterstan. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dux Randovian economy, worth 263 trillion haijans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,248 haijans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Golden Labradornado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dux Randovia's national animal is the golden labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Dux Randovia is ranked 230,111^th in the world and 220^th in Declansburg for Most Primitive, scoring -108.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.