Population | 13.239 billion |
Capital | Chona |
Leader | Eli Hesial |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bear |
The Democratic Republic of Eli Hesial is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eli Hesial with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 13.239 billion Eli Hesialians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chona. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eli Hesialian economy, worth a remarkable 3,285 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,131 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eli Hesial's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eli Hesial is ranked 2,085th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.23 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, Eli Hesial successfully hosted the The Kingdom of Great Britain Olympics.
- : Eli Hesial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Hesial, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.