The Federal Republic of Eterna Unio is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Crab population. The quiet, industrious population of 69 million Unio-Eternians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped en Eterna Unio economy, worth 2.42 trillion Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,021 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eterna Unio's national animal is the Crab.

Eterna Unio is ranked 71,577^th in the world and 183^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Safest, scoring 93.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.