Population | 29.901 billion |
Capital | The Great White Way |
Leader | Fearless Leader |
Faith | the cult of fearless leaderism |
Currency | yid |
Animal | ethel merman |
The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.901 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,747 trillion yids a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 259,112 yids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, it's illegal to be caught on tape, ethel merman populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.
Ethel mermania is ranked 1,962nd in the world and 2nd in Snazzy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 351.74 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
- : Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, ethel merman populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
- : Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Ethel mermania lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
- : Ethel mermania lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
- : Ethel mermania lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
- : Ethel mermania lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
- : Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Bralia.