The Community of Euarchont is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 984 million Euarchontians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Euarchontian economy, worth 59.0 trillion Yearnings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Information Technology. Average income is 59,956 Yearnings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, radiation is a hot topic, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euarchont's national animal is the Off-Color Colugo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euarchont is ranked 4,819^th in the world and 132^nd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 131.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.