The Dictatorship of Eugeniee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eugene with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.542 billion Eugenieeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eugenieean economy, worth 633 trillion WSFSFDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,941 WSFSFDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugeniee's national animal is the WINNIE THE POOH, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eugeniee is ranked 260,455^th in the world and 51^st in Cataclyst Order for Most Primitive, scoring -191.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.