The Divine Right of EuroFounder is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 44.653 billion EuroFounderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The EuroFounderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,947 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,399 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, education and welfare spending are on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-euro mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroFounder's national animal is the eurocrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EuroFounder is ranked 33,329^th in the world and 560^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 54.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.