The United Socialist States of Europeias is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by FantAsma⁹⁹⁹ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 3.381 billion Europeias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proletarians City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europeiasian economy, worth 415 trillion Eurolions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,018 Eurolions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeias's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Europeias is ranked 35,567^th in the world and 1,934^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 107.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.