The Colony of Freedom of Tofu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Shezma with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.988 billion Freedom of Tofuans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soy. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freedom of Tofuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,956 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, all recreational drugs are legal, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, and it is often said that only Shezma could bring down Dàguó. Crime is totally unknown. Freedom of Tofu's national animal is the Soyubara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meow.

Freedom of Tofu is ranked 148,008^th in the world and 5,693^rd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 477.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.