The Republic of Freedonia Classification is a small, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Freedonia Classificationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong Freedonia Classificationian economy, worth 1.73 trillion Freedonian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 66,719 Freedonian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Black tea is only available on the black market, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime is almost non-existent. Freedonia Classification's national animal is the Eagle.

Freedonia Classification is ranked 58,497^th in the world and 18^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,089.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.