The Green Empire of GamerIsland69 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.389 billion Gamers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isle of Gaming. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gamer economy, worth 276 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,567 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, St Patrick spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GamerIsland69's national animal is the Gamer Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

GamerIsland69 is ranked 243,607^th in the world and 486^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -134.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.