The Sozialistisch Bundesrepublik of Giga Chadistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Friedrich-Wilhelm von Chadesberg with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.677 billion Giga Chads are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Chadesburg. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giga Chad economy, worth 193 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,184 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", bad punctuation has come to a full stop, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, and rumour has it Friedrich-Wilhelm von Chadesberg needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giga Chadistan's national animal is the Wießadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Giga Chadistan is ranked 57,907^th in the world and 2,690^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 99.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.