The Radiant Lands of Goldengodzilla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hans Goodyear with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.993 billion Golidis are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadelphia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Golidi economy, worth a remarkable 6,391 trillion Kultas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,108 Kultas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,766 per year while the poor average 57,841, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldengodzilla's national animal is the Gojiraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zillamugen.

Goldengodzilla is ranked 5,963^rd in the world and 353^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.24 law-abiding acts per hour.