The United States of Good-Old America is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 73 million Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The strong American economy, worth 4.28 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,608 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Good-Old America's national animal is the Bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Good-Old America is ranked 142,510^th in the world and 604^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 62.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.