Population | 2.598 billion |
Capital | New Mombasa |
Leader | Kira |
Faith | Arsonism |
Currency | Tyr's Doubloon |
Animal | Sparrow |
The Apocalyptic Dystopia of Grand Sparrow is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.598 billion Sparrowians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sparrowian economy, worth 533 trillion Tyr's Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,309 Tyr's Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Mombasa, tens of thousands of Sparrowians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, and state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Kira's portrait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Sparrow's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arsonism.
Grand Sparrow is ranked 188,293rd in the world and 7,665th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 438.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grand Sparrow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Patriotic, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Sparrow, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Kira's portrait.
- : Grand Sparrow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Sparrow, tens of thousands of Sparrowians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Sparrow, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Mombasa.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Sparrow, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Sparrow, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Grand Sparrow, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
- : Grand Sparrow voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Grand Sparrow was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rephra Uniaopia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Fooooooooo, A Leaf on the Wind, and Dragonian Kazaman.