The True Patrioten Imperium of Great Patriums is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by True Emperor Alexander V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.295 billion Great Patriumsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leyler City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The powerhouse Great Patriumsian economy, worth 132 trillion Patriosmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,287 Patriosmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Patriums's national animal is the Patrioten Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patrioten Catholicism.

Great Patriums is ranked 45,788^th in the world and 7^th in Imperial Sanctuary for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 159.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.