The Kingdom of Greater Castille and Leon is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 628 million Iberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Castille and Leonian economy, worth 73.6 trillion Imperio Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 117,242 Imperio Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, people's charity begins and ends at home, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and sweet-toothed Iberians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Castille and Leon's national animal is the Bird De Castille y Leon.

Greater Castille and Leon is ranked 89,518^th in the world and 1,956^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.26 law-abiding acts per hour.