| Population | 5.456 billion |
| Capital | Augusta |
| Leader | Grand Council of Europia |
| Faith | Secularism |
| Currency | Euren |
| Animal | Noble Scarlet Fox |
The Technocratic Socialist Union of Greater Europia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Council of Europia with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 5.456 billion Europians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Eurens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,935 Eurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Greater Europia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, large sections of Greater Europia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Europia's national animal is the Noble Scarlet Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.
Greater Europia is ranked 271,243rd in the world and 55th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
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Greater Europia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Greater Europia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Europia, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Europia, large sections of Greater Europia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Greater Europia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Greater Europia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Europia, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Europia, Greater Europia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Europia, one can wake up in Greater Europia and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Europia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
