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Nudest: 2,058thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,907thMost Secular: 3,621st
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ladies and Gentlemen; We got'em
Glorious Overlord Nekomaninov the 4th
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Greater Nekoland

Population3.884 billion

CapitalNekoland
LeaderGlorious Overlord Nekomaninov the 4th
FaithViolet Nekoism

CurrencyNeko Mark
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Oppressed Peoples of Greater Nekoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Overlord Nekomaninov the 4th with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.884 billion Nekolandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekoland. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nekolandian economy, worth 579 trillion Neko Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,214 Neko Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, many Nekolandians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Nekoland's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violet Nekoism.

Greater Nekoland is ranked 274,647th in the world and 10,403rd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,058thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,907thTop
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Most Secular: 3,621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,791stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,613thMost Authoritarian: 7,524thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,308thLargest Mining Sector: 8,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,269thMost Patriotic: 9,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,484thLargest Black Market: 10,942ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,509thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,931stLargest Governments: 17,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,907thHighest Average Incomes: 22,952nd
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Nudest: 87th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionMost Secular: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 290th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 385th in the regionMost Extreme: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 558th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 594th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 737th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 831st in the regionMost Patriotic: 863rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 898th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 911th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 982nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,007th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,054th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Nekoland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Greater Nekoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Greater Nekoland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Greater Nekoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Nekoland, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Nekoland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Nekoland, many Nekolandians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.
  • : Greater Nekoland was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Greater Nekoland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
  • : Greater Nekoland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Fooooooooo, Dragonian Kazaman, North East Somerset, and A Leaf on the Wind.

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