The Bar Brawl of Guinnesstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.473 billion Guinnesstanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Guinnesstanian economy, worth 136 trillion Beers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 55,128 Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, all recreational drugs are legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Guinnesstan's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinnesstan is ranked 210,325^th in the world and 8,121^st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.