The Commonwealth of Haivon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Diplomat Claire Senterdail with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.097 billion Haivonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,854 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,740 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, war vets look after war animals, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 969^th in the world and 1^st in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,595.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.