The Free Land of Haprus Nanari is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Omnipotent Reverend Bobby with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.937 billion Kakistocracies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haprus Nanarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,427 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, people are turning themselves into worm food, you have to be a billionaire to qualify for welfare, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haprus Nanari's national animal is the Pussy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic.

Haprus Nanari is ranked 12,051^st in the world and 665^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 370.7 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.