The Destructive Realm of HeckinBorkus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by War God Ogidni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.519 billion Hooligans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HeckinBorkusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Gregs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 284,004 Gregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, everyone apparently sends War God Ogidni hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeckinBorkus's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Annihilationism.

HeckinBorkus is ranked 197,853^rd in the world and 7,975^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 121.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.