The Eurovision Song Contest of Helsinki 2007 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.715 billion Helsinki 2007ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Helsinki 2007ian economy, worth 225 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,903 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,775 per year while the poor average 3,110, a ratio of 98.0 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, there's a bright dawn ahead for Helsinki 2007, and Helsinki 2007 has designated Helsinki as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Helsinki 2007's national animal is the Brown Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Helsinki 2007 is ranked 261,949^th in the world and 7^th in Free Thought for Safest, scoring 15.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.