The Incorporated States of Hezen-Suriya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Geographe Ossum with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.301 billion Hêzên-Sûriyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-au-Qhānman. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hêzên-Sûriyan economy, worth 459 trillion ௹ s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,166 ௹ s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hezen-Suriya's national animal is the Black Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anti-Theism.

Hezen-Suriya is ranked 272,665^th in the world and 11^th in African armpit for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.