The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Susan Estrich with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.406 billion Hysterical Femalesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Loony Bin. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hysterical Femalesian economy, worth 236 trillion Pessaries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,496 Pessaries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Susan Estrich's speeches are regarded as enemies of Hysterical Females, Susan Estrich's personal home is one of The Cuckoos Egg's most notorious party destinations, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hysterical Females's national animal is the Emotional Support Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Screaming and fainting at rock stars.

Hysterical Females is ranked 43,925^th in the world and 4^th in The Cuckoos Egg for Most Corrupt Governments, with 47.94 kickbacks per hour.