The Republic of Ianalexandria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.161 billion Ianalexandrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong Ianalexandrian economy, worth 992 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,457 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Chupacabra hunting institutions. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Ianalexandria's national animal is the Chupacabra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ianalexandria is ranked 48,277^th in the world and 1,638^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring 55.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.