The Kingdom of Imperial Tragdity Vojajeatiny is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.742 billion Vojajeatinyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Imperial Tragdity Vojajeatinyian economy, worth 277 trillion Imperial Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,278 Imperial Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, the government funds large training centres to turn Horses into functioning members of society, Vojajeatinyians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Tragdity Vojajeatiny's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Tragdity Vojajeatiny is ranked 263,989^th in the world and 9,325^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -205.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.