The Kingdom of Imperio da Angola is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 62 million Angolans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The strong Angolan economy, worth 3.64 trillion Angolinos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,697 Angolinos, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and the government spends millions of Angolinos every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperio da Angola's national animal is the monkey.

Imperio da Angola is ranked 129,244^th in the world and 71^st in 8th International for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.08 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.