The Christmas of Integrim is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.223 billion Integrimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulyssia. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Integrimian economy, worth 740 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 141,771 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, organ donation rates have hit a new low, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown. Integrim's national animal is the Wombat Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Integrim is ranked 9,743^rd in the world and 568^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.73 law-abiding acts per hour.