The United Kingdom of Isonia 69 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Great Leader Charles Delabran with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.024 billion Isonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Reykjavk. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isonia 69ian economy, worth 698 trillion Zloturoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,488 Zloturoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Isonia 69ian sovereign territory, and some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isonia 69's national animal is the fallen Angel of Isonia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The atheist Community.

Isonia 69 is ranked 76,371^st in the world and 1^st in Saving Island for Largest Populations, with 7.02 billion capita.