The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad AG8 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 4.768 billion J o Jian Capture Squad AG8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad AG8ian economy, worth 276 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,048 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad AG8's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad AG8 is ranked 92,747^th in the world and 1^st in Council of Islamic States for Most Patriotic, with 15.87 flags saluted per person per day.