The Republic of Johodovill is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 514 million Johodovillians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johodovill City. The average income tax rate is 28.8%.

The Johodovillian economy, worth 22.5 trillion Zezoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,812 Zezoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johodovill's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johodovill is ranked 99,137^th in the world and 52^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -12.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.