The Queendom of Jojo Siwa is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 40 million Jojo Siwans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The strong Jojo Siwan economy, worth 1.95 trillion Siwas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,737 Siwas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jojo Siwa's national animal is the Moby Dick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jojo Siwa is ranked 95,787^th in the world and 36^th in Saint Helene for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.5 kickbacks per hour.