The Tropical Dáxlamic Province of Jordanya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Maria Seraphina I with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.526 billion Jordanyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordanya. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jordanyan economy, worth 64.1 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 18,187 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tabloids coo over Queen Maria Seraphina I's expected child, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", there's no such thing as a safe bet, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordanya's national animal is the Jordanyan Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Jordanya is ranked 59,995^th in the world and 48^th in Declansburg for Most Primitive, scoring 46.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.