Population | 4.993 billion |
Capital | Kaharyn |
Currency | Koper |
Animal | Sable |
The Commonwealth of Kesnisau and Sofrijan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.993 billion Sotnoey are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaharyn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.
The powerhouse Sotnoey economy, worth 457 trillion Kopers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,705 Kopers, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kesnisau and Sofrijan's national animal is the Sable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kesnisau and Sofrijan is ranked 284,347th in the world and 60th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Safest, scoring 5.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kesnisau and Sofrijan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Sotnoey.
- : Kesnisau and Sofrijan lodged a message on the Anime Nations Against Liberals Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.