The Allied States of Kimonoko is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 475 million Kimonokoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The Kimonokoan economy, worth 21.8 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,910 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, Kimonoko has designated Tokyo as its capital city, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime is relatively low. Kimonoko's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kimonoko is ranked 151,915^th in the world and 8^th in Taiwan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.4 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.