The Republic of Kizab is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 294 million Kizabians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemkitria. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kizabian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Kacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,304 Kacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kizab's national animal is the Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kizab is ranked 163,879^th in the world and 730^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 219.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.