The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.215 billion Imperialians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 19,015 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 555,764 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,171,289 per year while the poor average 5,436, a ratio of 951 to 1.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and belief that Avakael is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 428^th in the world and 2^nd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 27,785.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.