The Republic of Kyrdstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.233 billion Kyrdstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Kyrdstanian economy, worth 93.3 trillion Kyrname Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 75,677 Kyrname Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,400 per year while the poor average 18,147, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyrdstan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyrdstan is ranked 9,667^th in the world and 1^st in Southern Equatorial Council for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,969.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.