The Kingdom of Larxia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King James with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.02 billion Larxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Larxia. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Larxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,546 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Larxians any less frightened, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and the possibility of gain causes universal pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larxia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Larxia is ranked 289,755^th in the world and 3,771^st in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -641.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.