Population | 12.723 billion |
Capital | Dellmoor |
Leader | President Jonathan Bernhardt |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Laxoimia Dollar |
Animal | Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish |
The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.723 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 2,871 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,656 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Laxoimia is ranked 2,249th in the world and 84th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 69.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laxoimia was endorsed by The Sunset Republic of Polgaria.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars.
- : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Laxoimia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Laxoimia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
World Assembly
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