The Republic of Legonica is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.462 billion Legonicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Legonican economy, worth a remarkable 6,343 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 363,300 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Legonicans, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Legonica's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legonica is ranked 1,391^st in the world and 20^th in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 35,131.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.