The United Socialist States of Lgengia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by James with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.256 billion Lgengians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lgengian City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lgengian economy, worth 423 trillion Lgeng Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,006 Lgeng Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lgengia's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly Aethist.

Lgengia is ranked 20,153^rd in the world and 1,302^nd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,022.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.