The Mighty Nation of Llanfairp is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Henbeddestyr Guorthigern Enfys Llewelyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.215 billion Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfairpian economy, worth 187 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,660 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 565,398 per year while the poor average 30,008, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfairp's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Llanfairp is ranked 16,983^rd in the world and 1,134^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.38 law-abiding acts per hour.