The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 526 million Lotoslovalkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austenford. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lotoslovalkian economy, worth 25.8 trillion Cronoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,019 Cronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotoslovalkia's national animal is the Poison Dart Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lotoslovalkia is ranked 3,733^rd in the world and 5^th in The Western Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,310.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.