The Binge watchers Animia of Lurklife 7 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Likanu Lada with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.51 billion Lurklife 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tachilano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The powerhouse Lurklife 7ian economy, worth 707 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,176 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,527 per year while the poor average 25,405, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Most citizens in Lurklife 7 are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and Lurklife 7ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurklife 7's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zuruzuru.

Lurklife 7 is ranked 241,110^th in the world and 7,607^th in Suspicious for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.