The Empire of Mallifects is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Srerseamite population. The hard-working population of 264 million Mallifectsi are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mallifectsee economy, worth 13.4 trillion Srycedings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,844 Srycedings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens must pay to enjoy Mallifects's pristine beaches. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallifects's national animal is the Srerseamite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallifects is ranked 94,117^th in the world and 2,089^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 88.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.