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Highest Economic Output: 319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 443rdLargest Insurance Industry: 444th
The City State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Yes... We Take American Express
Marmaduke
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Marmiedon

Population39.582 billion

CapitalMarmietown
LeaderMarmaduke
FaithFelineism

CurrencyCrypto-donuts
Animalgreat cat

The City State of Marmiedon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marmaduke with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.582 billion Marmiedonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marmietown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Marmiedonian economy, worth an astonishing 15,119 trillion Crypto-donuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 381,978 Crypto-donuts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,117,536 per year while the poor average 103,043, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marmiedon's national animal is the great cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felineism.

Marmiedon is ranked 4,091st in the world and 220th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,603.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Highest Economic Output: 319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 443rdLargest Insurance Industry: 444thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 729thLargest Publishing Industry: 766thMost Armed: 971stHighest Average Incomes: 1,302ndLargest Populations: 1,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,348thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,428thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,446thLargest Black Market: 1,718thLargest Mining Sector: 1,766thSmartest Citizens: 2,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,099thMost Efficient Economies: 2,311thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,466thLowest Crime Rates: 2,489thMost Developed: 2,822ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,647thLargest Retail Industry: 3,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,980thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,091stMost Patriotic: 4,563rdLargest Governments: 4,613thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,095thHighest Food Quality: 5,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,582ndMost Inclusive: 6,519thMost Cultured: 6,521stRudest Citizens: 7,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,669thHealthiest Citizens: 9,219thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,249thMost Influential: 12,976thMost Stationary: 14,518thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,546thMost Secular: 17,612thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,690thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,664th
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Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 134th in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 151st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 191st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 242nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 335th in the regionMost Inclusive: 337th in the regionMost Stationary: 373rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 512th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 561st in the regionMost Secular: 582nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 624th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Marmiedon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Marmiedon.
  • : Following new legislation in Marmiedon, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Marmiedon's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".

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