The Disunited Kingdom of Maxkii is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.887 billion Maxkiians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Mogadishu. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Maxkiian economy, worth 366 trillion Threatening Poses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,509 Threatening Poses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,351 per year while the poor average 2,377, a ratio of 135 to 1.

The only place where one can see the Maxkiian cherry tree is in a museum, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, Leader has just been declared ruler of Maxkii in an international press conference, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Maxkii's national animal is the commie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maxkii is ranked 197,498^th in the world and 3^rd in Himalia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.